I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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