Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i already hear my dad disowning me
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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