I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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