these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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