# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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