But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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