How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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