I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Mom said you looked used
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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