So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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