Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
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