i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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