Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Randomize
