I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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