I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Randomize
