smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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