the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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