Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
smell my finger.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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