I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Two words: nipple clamps
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