He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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