morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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