So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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