Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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