If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize
