plz talk dirty to me
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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