What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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