Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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