Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I think people are normalizing furries
Your penis caused this!
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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