I'm lost and stupid without you.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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