return my video game
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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