So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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