Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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