How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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