she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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