Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You were trust falling into bushes
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