saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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