Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I need to sanitize my soul.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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