To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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