You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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