i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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