Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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