She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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