I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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