lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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