So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Congratulations! We have a period
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