well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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