I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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