I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
A+ Viking dick
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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