going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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