My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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