So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
